John Terry realised he didn’t use his topman voucher his mum got him for Christmas when he went shopping there on the weekend.
January 2012
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November 2011
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John Terry spent all day doing a Sudoku, but he couldn’t finish. He decided to just put the numbers in wherever there was a space so it looked like he completed it.
John Terry told everyone at the press conference a joke, but no one laughed.
John Terry realised he forgot to sky plus bullseye on challenge. Even know he had seen the episode before, he had forgotten what the special prize was.
John Terry farted rather loudly, but didn’t want to get bullied so pretended it was someone else.
John Terry wanted to play hide and seek with his team mates, but no one wanted to play with him. So he decided to hide in the goal until the match had finished.
John Terry had something in his eye. Took him ages to get it out.
John Terry got a phone call from Fabio Capello to let him know he won’t be invited to his next dinner party because he beat him at blackjack last time.
John Terry wanted to swap shirts with someone after the game, but none of the opposition players wanted his shirt.
